Vampire suckage and a sandwich, please.

Ya know ... Looking around ComicSpace and DeviantArt and such, there are far, far too many great artists out there. It's like our planet was infected with some strange kind of disease. Try as I might to look at and admire them all, I just can't do it. If I bookmarked every single artist and or piece of art that I really, really liked I'd end up with a list so large that it would be totally unusable. So I only bookmark what really smacks me upside the head and makes me woozy and ya' know what? The list is still too freaking long! Where in the world did all these people come from? Where was the devil holding his fire-sale trading souls for talent? And why didn't I get the spam informing of the sale? How am I supposed to compete with all these guys and gals. I can't kill 'em all. Try as I might. (Kidding. Really.) I want to work with ALL these people. I wanna' suck their creativity dry like some ... well ... creativity vampire. (Kidding. Really. I'm wonderful too. I need no suckage to be brilliant.) To all the artists (writers, musicians, actors, directors etc.) whom I haven't paid proper homage to: Sorry. Can't do it. Tried. Too many. Live with it. Please.

We live in a world of the totally-freaking-unbelievable and I need a sandwich or I might pass out.

Bye.