You've GOT to be kidding me.
Sadly, it has come to my attention that a resent post of mine has caused a bit of a stir. Furthermore it has come to my attention (also sadly) that I am the only one who finds my particular brand of humor funny. Apparently there are people out there who actually take what I say seriously. Probably the same people who believe everything they see on TV or read on the internet. Be selective peoples! As a result of this new information I will, henceforth, refrain from being funny in and way, shape or form. If I should ever feel the irrepressible need to ever again make an attempt at any form of humor whatsoever I will be sure to include a disclaimer beforehand, a complete explanation, footnotes and all relevant reference materials.
... or not ...
I guess I'd just better get used to being sent pity-mail, advice on how to be happier and/or sell more work and become rich, famous and get all the babes I can handle. (Which would be 1/2 I think.) So far I need to draw more boobies to gain my fortune, and to buy a better deodorant. I'm assuming that this is so I am not so repugnant to editors. NOTE: I doubt this will help me when it comes to editors. Now boobies might do the trick there, but that wasn't suggested to me. At least not yet.
ART UPDATES_
ALTERED EGO: I am currently gathering the 'corrected' and more-better 'toons and will be sending those back out to the printers in the next few days. God willing. Obviously, since I can't git my act together, the books still aren't available to purchase.
MORGAN STONE: KNIGHT-WOLF TPB: All the pre-press prep work continues. It would be going faster I'm sure if I didn't keep ripping MS:KW pages off the light table and slapping AE pages back down ... but watchagonna' do?
There are a few other very cool pans in the fire that I can't talk about. I can't talk about them because that is an unprofessional way of doing business and because it will all probably fall through and I'd only embarrass myself ever thinking they might not.
I STILL haven't tried out the new scanner, although I have used the printer-part of it. Nice. Lookit my t-shirt. I'm lookin' sweeet.
My Christmas shopping is done and I'm ready to EAT!
Giddiyup cowboy! I'm outta' here!
... or not ...
I guess I'd just better get used to being sent pity-mail, advice on how to be happier and/or sell more work and become rich, famous and get all the babes I can handle. (Which would be 1/2 I think.) So far I need to draw more boobies to gain my fortune, and to buy a better deodorant. I'm assuming that this is so I am not so repugnant to editors. NOTE: I doubt this will help me when it comes to editors. Now boobies might do the trick there, but that wasn't suggested to me. At least not yet.
ART UPDATES_
ALTERED EGO: I am currently gathering the 'corrected' and more-better 'toons and will be sending those back out to the printers in the next few days. God willing. Obviously, since I can't git my act together, the books still aren't available to purchase.
MORGAN STONE: KNIGHT-WOLF TPB: All the pre-press prep work continues. It would be going faster I'm sure if I didn't keep ripping MS:KW pages off the light table and slapping AE pages back down ... but watchagonna' do?
There are a few other very cool pans in the fire that I can't talk about. I can't talk about them because that is an unprofessional way of doing business and because it will all probably fall through and I'd only embarrass myself ever thinking they might not.
I STILL haven't tried out the new scanner, although I have used the printer-part of it. Nice. Lookit my t-shirt. I'm lookin' sweeet.
My Christmas shopping is done and I'm ready to EAT!
Giddiyup cowboy! I'm outta' here!
posted by Mark A Lester at
9:29 AM
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